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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farters


Learning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is a traditional early-adolescent ritual.
Similarly, methods of identifying the sources of a fart are a subject of peer-group, or tribal, speculation, the usual rule of thumb being "Who smelled it, dealt it," or "The smeller's the teller."

Occasionally, this oral tradition has achieved the level of Xerox publication, but never before has a systematic analysis, along the lines of Jane's Fighting ships or A Field Guide to the Birds, been attempted in print. Tentatively, then, we present the following.

People who blame other people when he farts

Empty-headed men
People who hold the fart very long

People who know when to fart


People who want to fart but can not

People who fart reply, anyone else do not know

People who suddenly hold their farts

People who farts in public and tell others that he is farts

A person who after farts, he waved his fart to the others

People who fart but has no sound, and ashamed himself

People who hides his fart with laughter

Stingy #1
A person who after farts, he breath as much as he can to replace the fart

Stingy #2
People who fart a little bit

People who liked to smell other peoples fart

People who like to fart in the water


People who admit if he farts

People who need energy if they want to fart

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