Fart King v The King of FartAngels

Fart King is a member of society who constantly rip farts on a level beyond the average person. Fart Kings often take pride in being able to ass whistle so often, and as such, they proudly fill the air with their custom flatulence. Although some will suggest that Fart King's get their crown for the overall frequency of their anal expulsions, this is but a myth. In fact, a Fart King should be given his/her title for their frequency as well as their consistency, decibel volume, and last but not least, their custom odor. A Fart King will often drop bean blowers that not only wreak but also have an appalling pitch and a distracting audible volume. It is these factors which combine to truly give someone the title. Of course, it is difficult to crown a Fart King globally, or even state wide, instead it is encouraged to crown Fart Kings within your own social circles. Fart King is a professional admired for his/her ability to generate consistent, smelly, and loud barking brownies.                                                                               # Your humble Propriator is The King of FartAngels ---the one and only Supreme Fart Leader of the global community of FartAngels (please see the mission statement in the heading of this blog) who's daily good will farts allow Smelly Little Angels (SLA) to Get their Wings. On those rare occasions, when SLA is not released, organic strawberries are farted out. We are farting with you, for you, and instead of you!